Ave, crackpots
My name is Asterios, native of Emporion, the run down city hit by rough seas and ruthless winds…Bah, ok, let’s quit dicking around and get to the point:
- I graze no more interesting lands than yours.
- Despite some people think I’m a rara avis I neither have something more strange than them.
- I preserve my anonymity for comfort and respect.
- I’m interested on people, so our comments, adulations and death threats will be received with open arms.
- Without further ado, welcome to my shabby apartment.
¡See u later!